Redneck Computer Lingo

Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling
                       a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions.

ROM - Delicious when you mix it with Coca-Cola.

Byte - First word in a kiss-off phrase.

Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.

Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free
                case.

LAN - To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

Cursor - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Bit - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the
        porch longways."

Digital Control - What your fingers do on the TV remote.

Packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.